The second you realise you’re wearing your puffer jacket to a restaurant because it’s the nicest thing in your wardrobe that’ll keep you warm enough standing outside in is the…
I realised I had seven identical tote bags at home when I spent fifteen minutes next to my front door last Tuesday assessing my collection before choosing one to carry…
Everyone and their nan are parroting the same damn cliché at this point; Fashion works in twenty year cycles, the denim jacket is “back”/”due a rest” whichever influencer your algorithm…
I was digging through a drawer looking for a charging cable that actually works with my phone right now, rather than one of the four dead phones I’m apparently keeping…
My aunt Christine told me once, during a family barbecue in 2019, that she’d never worn a bra after turning forty and her breasts were (in her opinion) “holding up…
My brother Sam had just shared a photo dump of some influencer doing an autumn “capsule wardrobe” video they found online. You know the type. Dude films himself talking in…
“This is so 2004”, people say to me occasionally when I opt for bare legs in summer and tights in winter. The refrain we’ve all heard and repeat ourselves about…
I was sitting in a podiatry clinic in Leeds two winters ago. One sock off, foot resting on a foam wedge and waiting for a diagnosis. “Look at this” said…
I informed my sister Freya that brown shoes with black trousers was “the sort of thing that looks fine on Pinterest and terrible in a Wetherspoons car park.” Something I…
My sister- in-law sent me a pic of her bare legs from the knee down with the words TOO MUCH OR NOT ENOUGH typed underneath, caps lock obviously, no full…