“You wear them because you’ve given up,” said my deputy head teacher last week. “Not because it’s fashion.” She said this very reasonably to me in actual sunshine at the…
“That fabric just hangs on your hips and stops dead, you’re going to look shrink wrapped from your ribs down.” My client Denise accused me of doing as we stood…
Okay so I’ve scrolled through two completely different narratives on this topic and both are bonkers. Like legitimately losing-your-marbles-in-opposite-directions bonkers. One was just a comment I saw on TikTok that…
Someone once described lace dresses to me as “ughhhh yeah that’s so a bridesmaid thing now *shudder* very 2014” at the office water cooler while waiting in line to use…
First things first: Yes, I did just say Proenza Schouler. As in the brand you know you could never actually afford, even if you sold a kidney on the black…
Let me start by saying that I never thought I’d become a girl with opinions about maternity jean waistbands. Like, ever. But at 7 months pregnant and still striving to…
When I first broke the news to my brother that I was wearing my Margiela Tabis out to dinner with family; he looked down at my feet and asked; earnestly;…
Okay so bear with me because this is going to feel really out of left field but hear me out. I became absolutely fascinated with how teachers approach dresser thanks…
Last month I was waiting in line at Whole Foods Capitol Hill and found myself experiencing a distinctly uncomfortable moment of clarity. There were three women ahead of me dressed…